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la-rinascente:

next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

fayerielf:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

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CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

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WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

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WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

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MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Brb dying